The suspect goes by the name of $PLIFF. Measuring 6', this ape has psychedelic fur and is of "ALIEN ORIGIN". The suspect has been operating STEEZY TATTOO SHOP. We presume that the suspect is armed and dangerous. Please proceed with caution.
BREAKING NEWS INK VIALS AND TATTOO GUNS MISSING FROM EVIDENCE. BREAKING NEWS INK VIALS AND TATTOO ...
The damaged tattoo machines that were recovered from the STEEZY TATTOO SHOP as well as the remaining intact vials have gone missing. The suspect in question is $PLIFF, but it seems that he may be getting help from some STEEZY apes at the SBI.
CAUTION These alien tattoo machines are extremely unstable in their damaged state any use of these machines could result in adverse side effects.
New evidence was discovered at the scene of the crime. It seems as though $pliff and his accomplice JIMMY THE RAT, stole the remaining vials and fled the scene in a JIMMY'S DRY CLEANING cargo van. The suspects are rumored to have stolen over 800 vials of alien ink. SBI also found a not left behind signed by $pliff. SBI is still trying to figure out the exact details of what $pliff and Jimmy's next plan is. More details to come.